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Alex says my website is gay. I say, Alex is gay!

Paul, as usual, in his monotonous tone tells me that my mum is gay.
Maaaaan, this weekend was amazing, well..kinda.
Went to London with Laura, spent like, an hour and a half in Topshop, jesus christ.
Paul is a black stripper.

Apparently. According to “Alex” you all must go to www.deliverancepromotions.com, because apparently, its “worth it”.
I’m drunk and Alex takes it in the ass.
No, I’m kidding. He take Holly up the ass.
No, I’m kidding again, god i’m so funny, hahahahahahaha. *ahem*.

phils mum


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