Dear Mr Pot Noodle,

Today, I was about to enjoy one of your delicious snack pots, when I was faced with a dilemma.
Although the packet of Sweet & Sour sauce, as always, had the “tear at slit” writing present, the slit was nowhere to be seen!

Because of this negligence in manufacturing, I was thus forced to use the closest sharp utensil to tear the packet open (as the pot noodle does not taste the same without it, clearly), this unfortunately happened to be a bread knife.

Because of your carelessness, I now have a rather large cut on my thumb which I surely do not think will EVER heal.
I would like to know exactly what you plan to do about this.

Regards,

Nathan.