Jamies School Dinners. Never watched it, but it seems as though it is making some difference. How much? Well it’s left to be seen. The government has pledged, in England, £280m to improve school meals. Now, we all know what school meals are like, we all had them, we all did our best to make it look as though we had eaten more than we actually had by putting the mashed potato in your pocket and as many peas as [...]

I knew there was something more to Morrissey and The Smiths than just great music and handsome lyrics. The Smiths are going to be studied by scholars from around the world for two days next week, reports BBC News. “They looked like nobody else and sounded like nobody else, and their music had an emotional depth that moved people in a way that no band has managed before or since.”

The Aussies are at it again with their future telling madness. “Parker Bowles is to marry Prince Charles, who will take the throne once his mother Queen Elizabeth dies, on April 8″ says todays Sydney Morning Herald. After reading it however, I think they may have formatted their sentance a little wrongly. Or, I could go to the betting shop and place a £5,000 bet now and bank on them being right?

Uh Oh, another school shooting. I wonder which celebrity the crazy christians and republicans will use as a scapegoat this time. Marilyn Manson isn’t as popular as he was in 1999 during the Columbine era, so it won’t be him. Eminem has had his day, I think they have used him a bit too much. A movie this time perhaps? There have been quite a few violent movies out in the past few years. Hey, perhaps they’ll go all out [...]

Why don’t we just start giving arrogant wankers and drug addicts medals? Pete Doherty, everyones favourite smackhead is certainly making a great living being a festering boozehound and crackhead. Seriously though, why are they so lax on this man? Just a month or so ago, the new chief of the MET comes in, and his opening statement was that he will be cracking down on drugs and made a special point of including the fact that “weekend drug users”, the [...]