That’s right. I’m actually on an island called PHUKET I found a few Nazi shops around here (that’s right, shops where you can buy Nazis) – I’m sloooooowly uploading photos on this “Hi Speed 3gbs internet” which is actually about 256mbs. Phuket was one of the islands heavily hit by the tsunami, although to look around now you’d never think it. It’s also one of the richest parts of Thailand; with some restaurants charging almost as much as you’d pay [...]

14 hours of travel and a chicken pecking at my feet since my last blog entry, I arrived in Ko Phag-nan: famous for The Full Moon party – basically a giant rave on a beach where everyone paints themselves strange colours and wakes up in the sea with no shorts or a passport. The ferry ride was pretty much a prologue to the once serene and beautiful place: there was 1 Asian on it. I spent most of the journey [...]

Use the comments to give your ideas..mine is below Journalist: What do you plan to do to tackle obesity if you win a third term in office? Tony & Gordon: Haha, I think fatso next to us will be spearheading that initiative. John: Fuck off.

Someone creeped up behind me and wrapped an adder around my neck……..

Yeah, I nearly forgot – I got some photos online! (I love Thai Kodak girls!) http://www.nogoodreason.hintofsarcasm.com/archives/thai/ Currently I only have my first memory stick on CD and this alleged 1mb Broadband is taking ages, so I’ve uploaded a bunch of them and will try and add more later on from my other sticks. The Thai boxing photos are quite insane! In other news, Thai kick-boxing kicks ass – literally. Last night we watched two 12-yr-olds almost KO eachother…it was insanity. [...]