I do try to keep things on here quite high to medium brow and post as little about the celebrity culture that is slowly but surely eating the intestines of our fair country, but I had to laugh at this when I saw it on the newspaper stand this morning.
Either that dress is so tight that it has squeezed all Charlotte’s internal organs into one tightly packed sausage shape, or somebody has spent a long time in Photoshop. I believe it to be the latter.
If you have seen Charlotte Church lately then you will surely agree with me, she is nowhere near that size.
Oh Daily Star, at least you try.