suck my banana

I love these lyrics, from the Stereophonics – Doorman (from Language, Sex, Violence, Other..) as it really does describe every single doorman at every single bar, pub & club I’ve ever been to.. (especially Metros)

Doorman you got an attitude
Ya like immigration in a cheaper suit
You’d like nothing more than to break my face
No rhyme no reason no colour or race

You’d like to throw me out on the street
It aint my fault that you can’t read
You look like a monkey scowling at me
(ooh ooh aah aah)
Well suck my banana, suck it with cream


  1. Ha, doormen are useless. All they *really* do is reduce sales for their employers by turning away people who ARE 18 and have their pockets overflowing with cash to spend. In fact, if they stopped ID-ing everyone, and instead ID’d the people that looked like assholes. i.e. chav mcdoodleflaps with baseball hats and hoodies on their elbows. Imagine the money they would make? I think we should hang Hippo-Man and Eggman from the top of Gatekeeper. They would make a nice addition at Christmas along with the other decorations.

    p.s. There’s a new Burntface man cartoon!!

    ~ J

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