Shitty tipper database
Reading Jason Kottke’s entry regarding the “Shitty Tipper Database“, I too believe that this is a greivous breach of customer confidentiality. If it was hosted over here in the UK, it would contravene data protection laws and the person responsible would be liable to criminal charges, could this be the case in the USA, I know that they have data protection laws, but to what extent I don’t know?
Plus, I’d like to refer to a particular scene from the movie Reservoir Dogs, if I could please..
Mr. Pink:
Uh-uh. I don’t tip.
Nice Guy Eddie:
Whaddaya mean you don’t tip?
Pink:
I don’t believe in it.
Eddie:
You don’t believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue:
Do you have any idea what these
ladies make? They make shit.
Pink:
Don’t give me that. She don’t
make enough money, she can quit.
Eddie:
I don’t even know a Jew who’d have
the balls to say that. So let’s
get this straight. You never ever
tip?
Pink:
I don’t tip because society says I
gotta. I tip when somebody
deserves a tip. When somebody
really puts forth an effort, they
deserve a little something extra.
But this tipping automatically,
that shit’s for the birds. As far
as I’m concerned, they’re just
doin their job.
Mr. Blue:
Our girl was nice.
Pink:
Our girl was okay. She didn’t do
anything special.
Blue:
What’s something special, take ya
in the kitchen and suck your dick?
They all laugh.
Eddie:
I’d go over twelve percent for
that.
White:
Look, I ordered coffee. Now we’ve
been here a long fuckin time, and
she’s only filled my cup three
times. When I order coffee, I
want it filled six times.
Mr. Blonde:
What if she’s too busy?
Pink:
The words “too busy” shouldn’t be
in a waitress’s vocabulary.
Eddie:
Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but the last
thing you need is another cup of
coffee.
They all laugh.
Pink:
These ladies aren’t starvin to
death. They make minimum wage.
When I worked for minimum wage, I
wasn’t lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tipworthy.
Eddie:
Ahh, now we’re getting down to it.
It’s not just that he’s a cheap
bastard–
Mr. Orange:
–It is that too–
Eddie:
–It is that too. But it’s also
he couldn’t get a waiter job. You
talk like a pissed off dishwasher:
“Fuck those cunts and their
fucking tips.”
Blue:
So you don’t care that they’re
counting on your tip to live?
Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.
Pink:
Do you know what this is? It’s
the world’s smallest violin,
playing just for the waitresses.
Blue:
You don’t have any idea what
you’re talking about. These
people bust their ass. This
is a hard job.
Pink:
So’s working at McDonald’s, but
you don’t feel the need to tip
them. They’re servin ya food, you
should tip em. But no, society
says tip these guys over here, but
not those guys over there. That’s
bullshit.
Mr. Orange:
They work harder than the kids at
McDonald’s.
Pink:
Oh yeah, I don’t see them cleaning
fryers.
Mr. Brown:
These people are taxed on the tips
they make. When you stiff ‘em,
you cost them money.
Blue:
Waitressing is the number one
occupation for female non-college
graduates in this country. It’s
the one jab basically any woman
can get, and make a living on.
The reason is because of tips.
Pink:
Fuck all that.
They all laugh.
Pink:
Hey, I’m very sorry that the
government taxes their tips.
That’s fucked up. But that ain’t
my fault. it would appear that
waitresses are just one of the
many groups the government fucks
in the ass on a regular basis.
You show me a paper says the
government shouldn’t do that, I’ll
sign it. Put it to a vote, I’ll
vote for it. But what I won’t do
is play ball. And this non-
college bullshit you’re telling
me, I got two words for that:
“Learn to fuckin type.” Cause if
you’re expecting me to help out
with the rent, you’re in for a big
fuckin surprise.
Edited: Corrected dialogue. Almost all referenced to Mr. Blonde changed to Mr. Blue :) Thanks for the pointers commenters
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