Today is the day, the day I get my broadband back. Or so was supposed to be the case. I called my house a few minutes ago to get my sister to check that the work had been done, but instead, I was greeted by an elderly woman. I hung up the phone. I must have mis-dialled. I called my house number again, dialling carefully this time. The elderly woman again. What is she doing in my house? It turns [...]

Here are todays agenda points, courtesy of the Daily (hate) Mail; Let’s take a few moments to read over these crucial headlines that adorn the front page of the todays newspaper; 1) Stamps: First class post going up to 36p. This is a blatant lie. First class stamps will be rising from 30p to 32p, I’m sure we can trust Aunty beeb on this one This headline is placed here solely to scare little old ladies who will read this [...]

I Decided to get into the christmas mood by dressing up my desk in the office today. We have tinsel on the monitor and base unit, snow/ice (on the left), santa and mistletoe on my phone and crackers and a snowglobe with reindeers (on a see-saw no less!) on the right of my keyboard. Not long to go now!

I told you I overbought tickets for this Noise & Confusion gig on Saturday. In addition to these I’ve got another two at home too! In fact, I have 1 spare which if anybody wants to buy, it’s a standing, pitch level ticket and all I want is the face value. £38. What a bargain. Email me if you’re interested, iwantyourtix@pblog.com