So, with the news that American Vice-President Dick Cheney has now to add ’shot man in head and torso’ to his long list of debaucheries, how sure are we that he was out hunting Quail and not former Vice-President Dan Quayle?

I mean, c’mon, who hasn’t thought about shooting that smug bastard?
In his own words;

‘I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican’

Surely this is just another one for the anti-gun people to add to their list?
I mean, seriously, if your Vice-President can’t handle a shotgun, what chance has the average Joe Bloggs living in their fancy trailer park?