Apple has decided that it’s notebook computers are also too dangerous to be allowed out in the wild, thus are recalling 1m batteries which are made by Sony, which are similar to those that were recalled a few weeks ago by Dell. We haven’t seen any spectacular explosions appearing in pictures as yet, but, surely somebody will come up with some sooner rather than later, even if it is just someobdy putting some spare C4 onto the keyboard and releasing [...]

  “I see you have a Dell laptop, sir. A fine choice. Would you please follow me behind this little screen, oh, the surgical gloves? They’re nothing really…” So, Qantas have been smart and have put a directive into place to stop it’s passengers and crew from turning into a big lithium-ion fireball mid-flight. If you are carrying a laptop, it will be checked to see if it is a Dell. If it is. You can still use it, but, either battery [...]

So, Paris Hilton says that she, like, cries, and stuff, when she listens to her new album, how amazing. But, at least Lindsay Lohan is getting her come-uppance. Nobody was fooled by Tara Reid in the first place. Jade Goody is going into slow decline and Charlotte Church is soon to be shamed with her new TV show which promises to be a total train wreck. I mean, Charlotte Church doing stand-up comedy? Give me a stick of dynamite and put me [...]

Yes, cyclists must dismount, but, if you were reading the Welsh, you wouldn’t necessarily know that, in fact, you might be quite alarmed at what that little yellow sign was telling you. This sign can be found at the roadworks between Cardiff Bay & Penarth. The top, is obviously English, and, as usual for Wales, it’s Welsh translation is below, or..it should be. In this case, it’s totally irrelevant, but admittedly quite funny, drivel. CYCLISTS DISMOUNT BLADDER DISEASE HAS RETURNED

No longer will a certain typo go unpunished when navigating to a web address. Happen to miss out the O in .com and you will be directed to a page full of advertising. The nation of Cameroon, which controls the .cm TLD, has put a wildcard into its DNS system, so that any domain on the .cm system that is not registered, is directed to this advertising page. Pretty sneaky, in my books. But then, it was worse when Verisign tried to [...]