So, with the news that American Vice-President Dick Cheney has now to add ‘shot man in head and torso’ to his long list of debaucheries, how sure are we that he was out hunting Quail and not former Vice-President Dan Quayle? I mean, c’mon, who hasn’t thought about shooting that smug bastard? In his own words; ‘I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican’ Surely this is just another one for the anti-gun people to add to [...]

A report has emerged that court summons will be delivered to Michael Barrymore, whilst he is in the Celebrity Big Brother house. I haven’t been watching the series, simply because it doesn’t deserve any of my attention. But, I cannot seem to go one day without something cropping up on one of my subscribed RSS feeds about it. Since I haven’t been watching it, I haven’t felt the need to post about it. But this story has really made me [...]

The Metropolitan Transit Authority has called a strike, effectively halting all bus and subway transit throughout New York and neighbouring areas (Queens, Brooklyn, etc.). The whole system carries over 7million people a day, the city is going to be totally gridlocked. People won’t be able to get to work, others wont be able to make appointments, tourists will find it hard getting around, it will be absolutely terrible. I could not imagine being unable to use the subway whilst I [...]

With the news being dominated yesterday by the oil depot fire in Hertfordshire, news of the death of a comic great and one of my heroes, Richard Pryor was almost totally drowned out Pryor had been suffering with multiple sclerosis for many years, the dibilatating illness forced him to retire from comedy almost completly which was a crying shame as I’m sure that many people have the same view of him as me. His standup routines were some of the [...]

Well, today is the day. Judgement day, if you will. Today is the day that society begins a fast descent into unmitigated decline. Don’t expect anybody to turn up to work tomorrow. Doctors, Nurses, Politicians or Bus Drivers, all will resign their posts in favour of being at the pub. Or so the Daily Mail would have you think. Yes, that’s right, as of today, we, as Brits can buy booze any time of day or night. Pubs & Clubs, [...]