Illness
Illness is a crappy thing.
I’m sure you don’t want to know the exact details, but don’t expect any blog posts for a few days.
I’m not very well.
Food poisoning, possibly? That’s the only explaination I can think of.
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Drink me!
It’s about that time of year again.
Nevermind the switching on the town christmas lights, the coming of cold weather and the savage hunt to find the hat and gloves that have invariably been pushed as far to the back of the cupboard as possible.
You can tell because it’s time for Starbucks to break out their red, snowflake emblazened cups and fill them with Coffee and a substance that, although I have very little idea of what it is, is damn addictive.
Albeit rather sickly, it is still highly addictive.
I am of course talking about the infamous ‘Eggnog Latte’
It’s a phenomenon like the ‘Strawberries & Cream’ drink that they used to bundle out every summer, before it became a permanent menu item, nobody knows where it comes from, but when it’s time, it comes. Almost as if it just knows.
Yum.
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David Cameron a fan?
From Morrissey-Solo.com
An anonymous person writes:
Whilst reading the free MEN light newpaper this Thursday i was shocked and ashamed to discover that David Cameron (possibly the next Tory leader) is a self proclaimed Smiths Fan.The paper was asking both David Cameron and David Davis what they knew about Manchester and where they have been. Cameron stated that he had been to Salford, so he could go and pose outside Salford Lads club!
Can this be true? Or just more political propoganda?
It has to be said though, Cameron has been putting himself out there as the ‘younger, hipper’ candidate, compared to his rival that dinosaur David Davis.
Here are some other examples;
While being interviewed on London’s community radio station, Life FM, Cameron was urged to “put a shout out” to listeners, the Old Etonian hesitated for a moment before replying: “This is a great project, this is a great community, keep backing it, keep it real”.
also
Mr Cameron – the self-styled “change candidate” – admitted, during quickfire questions on BBC Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour, that he liked “boxers”.
Also, after some Google-digging, I have found that Mr Cameron is a company director of hip bar chain, Tiger Tiger, watering hole of the stars and uber-rich. (Which also has recently opened a branch here in Cardiff)
Disclaimer:
I would like to say that, no matter how ‘young, hip and cool’ David Cameron is, or is trying to portray himself, I still do not condone the Conservative party or any of their policies. In fact, the ideals of the Tory party are the complete opposite from my own. I’m a Liberal Democrat. In case you didn’t already know.
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Ringleader of the tormentors
The title of the new Morrissey album, to be released in 2006 and the tracklisting has been released.
True-to-you.net, website of the great Morrissey fanzine are reporting that it is to be called ‘Ringleader of the tormentors’. Usually, if True-to-you say it, then it is so. Plus, both .com and .co.uk domains for the title have been registered by Sanctuary Group, Morrissey’s record company.
The tracklisting is also apparently to be as follows;
1. “I Will See You In Far-off Places”
2. “Dear God Please Help Me”
3. “You Have Killed Me”
4. “The Youngest Was The Most Loved”
5. “In The Future When All’s Well”
6. “The Father Who Must Be Killed”
7. “Life Is A Pigsty”
8. “I’ll Never Be Anybody’s Hero Now”
9. “On The Streets I Ran”
10. “To Me You Are A Work Of Art”
11. “I Just Want To See The Boy Happy”
12. “At Last I Am Born”
I just cannot wait, after the masterpiece that was ‘You are the quarry’, this new record will hopefully be similarly enthralling.
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It’s just basic irony
So, it’s looking more and more like the occupying force is Iraq is becoming like the dictatorship that they overthew. How ironic.
US troops used white phosphorus as a weapon in last year’s offensive in the Iraqi city of Falluja, the US has said.
So, the ‘coalition of the willing’ invade a country to rid them of a regime that apparently has, and is willing to use chemical weapons.
How do they do it?
Chemical Weapons.
The coalition invade a country to rid them of a regime that tortures its subjects.
How do they do it?
Torturing subjects.
As Bill Hicks’ would say, “It’s real basic irony, but you can still get a hoot”
BBC NEWS | US used white phosphorus in Iraq
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10mb of goodness
Well, I finally got my speed upgrade from my cable provider, ntl, yesterday.
A free upgrade from 3mb to 10mb, not too shabby if I say so myself.
The speed of the download in the screenshot above is typical when downloading from reputable download sites, ie. mirror.ac.uk, but as with any connection, the download speed can only be as fast as the server can/is configured to go.
I have to say though, 23 minutes to download a 2.5gb Linux (DVD) Iso image is pretty good going!
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Silence is golden
Remember to observe the 2 minutes silence at 11am today, the eve of Armistice day.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day
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StopWillYoung.com
Spread the word.
We have to Stop Will Young.
The Pop Idol winner is about to make a career ending move by re-recording the classic Smiths’ song, ‘Heaven knows I’m miserable now’ as his shot at christmas No.1.
I picked up on this from Fridays’ Guardian, according to this article;
“He has been asked to record a Christmas song for Radio 2, which, being an obliging sort, he’s happy to do.”
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“His publicist, one of the small retinue who are accompanying him on a day of TV and radio promotion, says, half-seriously, “What about Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now, by the Smiths?” He raises his eyebrows. “How does it go?” The publicist happens to have it on her iPod, which she hands over. It doesn’t take more than 30 seconds of Morrissey in solipsistic yowl for Young to be converted. “
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“And so, unless his management objects, Young’s contribution to Radio 2’s Yuletide output will be Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now – albeit in his own lightly-toasted R&B style.
Although, I have to admit, Will Young is the lesser of the many evils to have come out of the Pop Idol, X-Factor, Popstars, Fame Academy era, but still, I think it would a career mistake and a pop travesty if he were to cover this song.
That is why I have launched an appeal website,
There, you can sign a petition which at the end of November will forwarded to Will’s management and record company in the hope that he will sit up, listen and not make this record.
Please, forward this address to as many people as you can so we can launch a credible campaign to quash this now!
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Referrers
I thought that I’d post a quick note about referrers and hintofsarcasm.
I’ve been monitoring them closely over the past few weeks and having never really cared before now, I’ve found it quite interesting.
First, I’d like to thank those who link me, surprisingly you send me quite a lot of hits.
The Insane Waiter, FinkAngel, Joecas, Sera and Pinkfin.
Good ol’ Google also sends me quite a lot of hits and my pages are usually high in the results pages for certain queries.
Most popular queries are;
OneStopPhoneShop
I’m getting a lot of hits from Google searches on the OneStopPhoneShop because of this rant posted a few months ago blasting the service I received from them and listing the names and email addresses of all the top people there. Hopefully somebody has managed to get hold of them and give them a good talking to, because I still certainly haven’t been able to.Mr Pink
Again, in the first page of results, hooray. This stems from my post about the ‘Shitty Tipper Database‘ back in July, a site which, although humorous, I think is morally reprehensible. Perhaps the full names of the ’shitty tippers’ shouldn’t be used?Vodka Jelly
Results for this derive from a post made way back in 2003 about my adventures attempting to make Vodka Jelly to take to the Reading festival. Surprisingly, the batch came out OK, even though I had done it completely arse backwards.
Finally, to the person who found my blog through Google using the term ‘Charlotte Chuch boyfriend finger bum‘, you gave me and the guys in work quite a laugh one afternoon a few weeks ago. I salute you sir!
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Classic movies
I finally caught up with the rest of the world this week and watched ‘The Godfather‘, widely acclaimed to be the best movie ever made.
Having seen what I was missing out on, I am now on a crusade.
The problem, you see, is, although I love movies. I haven’t seen a lot of the classics.
In fact, I’ve seen hardly any of them. I have access to the DVD’s of all the best ones, my father is a total dvd-buff.
So, here is my list.
- Star Wars
- Indiana Jones
- James Bond
- Lord of the rings
- Batman
- Terminator
- Apocalypse Now
- Schindler’s List
- A clockwork orange
Those listed that are part of a series of movies, I haven’t seen any of them.
Before you say it, No, I haven’t seen Star Wars. I know. I know. I’m a loser.
But, at least I’m making up for it now.
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